Viewing Joke: Category: Firefighter jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 14   Joke: A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out.The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department could handle, so someone suggested that a rural volunteer fire department be called. Though there was doubt that they would be of any assistance, the call was made.The volunteer fire department arrived in a dilapidated old fire truck. They drove straight towards the fire and stopped in the middle of the flames. The volunteer firemen jumped off the truck and frantically started spraying water in all directions. Soon they had snuffed out the center of the fire, breaking the blaze into two easily controllable parts.The farmer was so impressed with the volunteer fire departments work and so grateful that his farm had been spared, that he presented the volunteer fire department with a check for $1000. A local news reporter asked the volunteer fire captain what the department planned to do with the funds."That should be obvious," he responded, "the first thing were gonna do is get the brakes fixed on that stupid fire truck."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Firefighter Jokes: 1.    Category: Firefighter jokes   Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!... more 2.    Category: Firefighter jokes   What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire? "Holy smoke!"... more 3.    Category: Firefighter jokes   Q. How do you get down from an aerial ladder? A. You dont get down from an aerial ladder. You get down from a duck.... more 4.    Category: Firefighter jokes   Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.... more 5.    Category: Firefighter jokes   Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?A. Hosea and Hoseb... more 6.    Category: Firefighter jokes   A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed,... more 7.    Category: Firefighter jokes   If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P... more 8.    Category: Firefighter jokes   A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette esca... more 9.    Category: Firefighter jokes   A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks.After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his fr... more 10.    Category: Firefighter jokes   What did the firemans wife get for Christmas ?A ladder in her stocking !... more