Viewing Joke: Category: Firefighter jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 13   Joke: A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof.When the fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and the Chief called out to the brunette to jump into the blanket.The brunette jumped. As she was falling swoosh the firefighters pulled the blanket away and she landed on the street like a brick.The firefighters then held the blanket back up and the Chief told the redhead to jump."No way! I saw what you did to my friend." exclaimed the redhead."I am sorry" said the Chief, "My wife was a brunette and she divorced me. I just dont like brunettes. We have no problems with redheads....jump its your only chance."So the redhead jumped. On the way down swoosh the firefighters pulled the blanket away and she hit the pavement like a tomato!"The firefighters a gain held up the blanket and the Chief told the blonde to jump. The fire was getting worse and her only chance of survival was to jump."No I am not jumping. I saw what you did to my two friends.""Im sorry" said the Chief, "I explained what happened to the brunette and when the redhead jumped we were a little distracted. It will not happen again, just jump!"The blonde thought for a moment. "OK Ill jump - but first I want you to lay the blanket on the ground, back away, and then Ill jump into it."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Firefighter Jokes: 1.    Category: Firefighter jokes   What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles?The fire department.... more 2.    Category: Firefighter jokes   Q.How do you put out a fire? A.Take away the HEAT , FUEL , OXYGEN , or the CHIEF!... more 3.    Category: Firefighter jokes   Q: Did you know that the three wise men were firemen?A: It says they came from afir (a fire, a far).... more 4.    Category: Firefighter jokes   here were these 3 Riverside City Firemen who always went bird hunting together and they always rented ahunting dog name... more 5.    Category: Firefighter jokes   A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warningthat if they had... more 6.    Category: Firefighter jokes   A firefighter died and went to hell where he finds a wall of clocks.After seeing all these clocks on a wall, with his fr... more 7.    Category: Firefighter jokes   What did the firemans wife get for Christmas ?A ladder in her stocking !... more 8.    Category: Firefighter jokes   Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A.The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.... more 9.    Category: Firefighter jokes   A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the... more 10.    Category: Firefighter jokes   If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P... more