Viewing Joke: Category: Farmer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 22   Joke: An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that the next week would mark their golden wedding anniversary."Lets have a party, Homer," she suggested. "Lets kill a pig."The farmer scratched his grizzled head. "Gee, Ethel," he finally answered, "I dont see why the pig should take the blame for something that happened fifty years ago."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Farmer Jokes: 1.    Category: Farmer jokes   A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in h... more 2.    Category: Farmer jokes   A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were gr... more 3.    Category: Farmer jokes   Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but hes not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig van... more 4.    Category: Farmer jokes   A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunn... more 5.    Category: Farmer jokes   A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy hollow in t... more 6.    Category: Farmer jokes   Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more 7.    Category: Farmer jokes   There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twist... more 8.    Category: Farmer jokes   On a drive in the country, a city slicker noticed a farmer lifting a pig up to an apple tree and holding the pig there a... more 9.    Category: Farmer jokes   A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand.`Youll need to be fit, said the farmer. `Have yo... more 10.    Category: Farmer jokes   A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started... more