Viewing Joke: Category: Farmer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 18   Joke: A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and saw a couple outside gardening. "Whos the boss around here?" he asked. "I am." said the man. "I have a black horse and a brown horse," the farmer said, "which one would you like?" The man thought for a minute and said, "The black one." "No, no, no, get the brown one." the mans wife said. "Heres your chicken." said the farmer.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Farmer Jokes: 1.    Category: Farmer jokes   An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that th... more 2.    Category: Farmer jokes   On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car sev... more 3.    Category: Farmer jokes   There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to fe... more 4.    Category: Farmer jokes   What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?Im on the horns of a dilemma here !... more 5.    Category: Farmer jokes   A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared und... more 6.    Category: Farmer jokes   There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch... more 7.    Category: Farmer jokes   A mans car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside hi... more 8.    Category: Farmer jokes   A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off... more 9.    Category: Farmer jokes   A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls t... more 10.    Category: Farmer jokes   Did you hear about the farmers boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and... more