Viewing Joke: Category: Farmer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 14   Joke: A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.The farmer stopped when he saw the couple in trouble and offered to pull the car out of the mud for $50. The husband accepted and minutes later the car was free. The farmer turned to the husband and said, "You know, youre the tenth car Ive helped out of the mud today."The husband looks around at the fields incredulously and asks the farmer, "When do you have time to plough your land? At night?""No," the young farmer replied seriously, "Night is when I put the water in the hole."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Farmer Jokes: 1.    Category: Farmer jokes   A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more 2.    Category: Farmer jokes   A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started... more 3.    Category: Farmer jokes   Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?He wanted sweet and sour pork !... more 4.    Category: Farmer jokes   Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered... more 5.    Category: Farmer jokes   There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to fe... more 6.    Category: Farmer jokes   An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big stron... more 7.    Category: Farmer jokes   Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into t... more 8.    Category: Farmer jokes   There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch... more 9.    Category: Farmer jokes   An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen when the old woman wistfully recalled that th... more 10.    Category: Farmer jokes   There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twist... more