Viewing Joke: Category: Farmer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 9   Joke: A mans car stalled on a country road one morning. When the man got out to fix it, a cow came along and stopped beside him. "Your trouble is probably in the carburetor," said the cow.Startled, the man jumped back and ran down the road until he met a farmer. The amazed man told the farmer his story."Was it a large red cow with a brown spot over the right eye?" asked the farmer. "Yes, yes," the man replied."Oh! I wouldnt listen to Bessie," said the farmer. "She doesnt know a thing about cars."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Farmer Jokes: 1.    Category: Farmer jokes   There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twist... more 2.    Category: Farmer jokes   Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... more 3.    Category: Farmer jokes   Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. W... more 4.    Category: Farmer jokes   The farmers son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a... more 5.    Category: Farmer jokes   A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy hollow in t... more 6.    Category: Farmer jokes   What do you call an Arab dairy farmer? A milk sheik.... more 7.    Category: Farmer jokes   A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fal... more 8.    Category: Farmer jokes   Q: Why cant the bankrupt cowboy complain?A: He has got no beef.... more 9.    Category: Farmer jokes   How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.... more 10.    Category: Farmer jokes   How does a farmer send messages?By e-i-e-i-o-mail.... more