Viewing Joke: Category: Farmer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 13   Joke: A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store and talked to the proprietor about how he was going to take up chicken farming. He then asked to buy 100 chicks."Thats a lot of chicks," commented the proprietor. "I mean business," the city slicker replied.A week later the yuppie was back again. "I need another 100 chicks," he said. "Boy, you are serious about this chicken farming," the man told him."Yeah," the yuppie replied. "If I can iron out a few problems." "Problems?" asked the proprietor. "Yeah," replied the yuppie, "I think I planted that last batch too close together."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Farmer Jokes: 1.    Category: Farmer jokes   An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I wont be surprised if this tree will give... more 2.    Category: Farmer jokes   An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm.They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer... more 3.    Category: Farmer jokes   "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farm... more 4.    Category: Farmer jokes   A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand.`Youll need to be fit, said the farmer. `Have yo... more 5.    Category: Farmer jokes   This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The... more 6.    Category: Farmer jokes   Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?He wanted to grow mash potatoes!... more 7.    Category: Farmer jokes   An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck... more 8.    Category: Farmer jokes   Liam had left Dublin to go up to Belfast for a bit of skydiving, Late Sunday evening he was found in tree by a farmer. W... more 9.    Category: Farmer jokes   A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in th... more 10.    Category: Farmer jokes   A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more