Viewing Joke:

Category:Farmer jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:19
 
Joke:"Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farmer, "youll have to go by yourself!"
 
 Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit


More Farmer Jokes:

1.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?He wanted sweet and sour pork !... more

2.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older... more

3.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store an... more

4.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every t... more

5.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
Seems a guy was driving for hours thu desolate country when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran... more

6.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
A farmer gets sent to jail, and his wife is trying to hold the farm together until her husband can get out. Shes not, ho... more

7.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs. One day someone went to the farm and asked the farmer: "What do you use to fe... more

8.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... more

9.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered... more

10.   Category: Farmer jokes  0 stars
A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were gr... more


 

Copyright © Find Jokes.net - Free Online Jokes Website!!! _ Pakistani Music