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| Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !... more
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| What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he so... more
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| "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farm... more
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| What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?Im on the horns of a dilemma here !... more
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| What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldnt fit into the pen? "Theres more there than meets the sty."... more
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| Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every t... more
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| A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off... more
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| An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big stron... more
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| How does a farmer send messages?By e-i-e-i-o-mail.... more
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| 10. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but hes not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig van... more
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