Viewing Joke: Category: Farmer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 8   Joke: A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, " We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows". The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks, "And what are those"? The Aussie asks with an incredulous look, "Dont you have any grasshoppers in Texas"?    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Farmer Jokes: 1.    Category: Farmer jokes   Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?A: Because it was always running out of the pen.... more 2.    Category: Farmer jokes   On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said: "Sir, do you realize your wife fell out of the car sev... more 3.    Category: Farmer jokes   Why did the farmer feed his pigs sugar and vinegar ?He wanted sweet and sour pork !... more 4.    Category: Farmer jokes   Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more 5.    Category: Farmer jokes   A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older... more 6.    Category: Farmer jokes   Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into t... more 7.    Category: Farmer jokes   An agriculture student said to a farmer: "Your methods are too old fashioned. I wont be surprised if this tree will give... more 8.    Category: Farmer jokes   A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls t... more 9.    Category: Farmer jokes   Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.Is that bull safe? someone asked... more 10.    Category: Farmer jokes   A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more