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| A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in h... more
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| What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ?Im on the horns of a dilemma here !... more
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| A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older... more
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| 4. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The... more
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| A farm boy was drafted. On his first furlough, his Father asked him what he thought of Army life."Its pretty good Pa. Th... more
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| 6. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldnt fit into the pen? "Theres more there than meets the sty."... more
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| 7. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road one afternoon, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road... more
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| 8. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more
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| A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traf... more
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| 10. | Category: Farmer jokes  |
| A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started... more
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