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| How did the aliens hurt the farmer? They trod on his corn.... more
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| Farmer Giles is so interested in conserving energy, he built a pig-powered car. He has to get rid of it, though. Every t... more
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| "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farm... more
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| A farmer purchased an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields were gr... more
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| Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered... more
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| A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bug flew into the barn and started... more
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| An accountant is in a car travelling with a farmer client around his farm.They pass a large mob of sheep and the farmer... more
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| Farmer Brown put up a pig-shaped weather vane, but hes not happy with it. Instead of pointing with the wind, the pig van... more
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| A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunn... more
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| A New York City yuppie moved to the country and bought a piece of land. He went to the local feed and livestock store an... more
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