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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea - one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, "Im bored and frustrated at being a prawn, I wish I was a shark, then I wouldnt have any worries about being eaten..."
 
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