Viewing Joke: Category: Food jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 22   Joke: A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted. "No bills larger than $20 will be accepted." The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, "Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldnt be eating here."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Food Jokes: 1.    Category: Food jokes   Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?A. Hey Baby, whats SHAKING!... more 2.    Category: Food jokes   What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.... more 3.    Category: Food jokes   What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !... more 4.    Category: Food jokes   Fred wrote in her homework book: Margarine is butter made from imitation cows.... more 5.    Category: Food jokes   Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more 6.    Category: Food jokes   WIFE: The 2 things I cook best are meatloaf and apple pie.HUSBAND: Which is this?... more 7.    Category: Food jokes   Q: Ever wonder about people who pay $2 for a bottle of Evian water?A: Just spell "Evian" backwards!... more 8.    Category: Food jokes   A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldnt find one big enough for her family.She a... more 9.    Category: Food jokes   Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldnt be so clumsy!... more 10.    Category: Food jokes   Dont eat the cookies so fast theyll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !... more