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| Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.... more
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| My brothers on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| An irate woman burst into the bakers shop and said, "I sent my son in for two pounds of cookies this morning but when I... more
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| What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat... more
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| Why did the grape cross the road?To get away from the grapefruit.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big fat... more
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| Id say he was spineless. Yes, about as spineless as cooked spaghetti.... more
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| Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes  |
| One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked ou... more
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