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| Boy: Whats black, slimy, with hairy legs and eyes on stalks? Mom: Eat the cookies and dont worry about whats in the tin.... more
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| Q: What do you call cheese thats not yours?A: Nacho cheese!... more
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| I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta.... more
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| Why did the grape cross the road?To get away from the grapefruit.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of ras... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. "Here is... more
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| What do you get if you cross an alien and a hot drink ?Gravi-tea !... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| Whats the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You cant dip a vampire in your tea.... more
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