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| Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.... more
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| The four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.... more
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| Q: What do you call cheese thats not yours?A: Nacho cheese!... more
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| What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"Hes a real fun guy [fungi]."... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You cant dip a vampire in your tea.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.... more
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| What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.... more
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| WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more
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| Whats the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit... more
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| What did the ice cream say to the unhappy cake? "Hey, whats eating you?"... more
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