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| What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.... more
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| Whats the difference between a vampire and a cookie? You cant dip a vampire in your tea.... more
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| Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isnt. Theres only cheese pie. Cook... more
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| Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember eithe... more
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| What looks just like half a loaf of bread? Its other half.... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| My Aunt Maud had so many candles on her last birthday cake that all her party guests got sunburnt !... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."... more
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| Why cant you make bread like my mother? I would if you could make dough like your father!... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boys ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can... more
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