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| Whats a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.... more
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| And whats your name?" the secretary asked the next new boy. "Butter." "I hope your first names not Roland," smirked the... more
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| "May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bacon !Bacon who ?Bacon a cake for your birthday !... more
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| What are apricots?Where monkeys sleep.... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a slice of bread. Doctor: Youve got to stop loafing around.... more
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| A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted.... more
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| I thought you were trying to get into shape?I am. The shape Ive selected is a triangle.... more
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| A friend got some vinegar in his ear, now he suffers from pickled hearing.... more
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| Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!... more
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