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| Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.... more
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| What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.... more
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| The snack bar next door to an atom smasher was called "The Fission Chips."... more
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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fig... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What cheese is made backwards? Edam.... more
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| What are the four food groups?For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast.F... more
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| When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good h... more
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