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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of raspberry sauce and piles of chopped nuts.Would you like a cherry on the top ? asked the waitress.No, thanks, said the girl, Im on a diet !
 
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