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| What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat... more
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| What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?"Hes a real fun guy [fungi]."... more
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| Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: Its a bit tough. Flo: Thats strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist thi... more
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| A fat girl went into a cafe and ordered two slices of apple pie with four scoops of ice cream cover with lashings of ras... more
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| Sign in restaurant window: "Eat now - Pay waiter."... more
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| Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now theres only one. Why? Fred: I dont know. It m... more
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| Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember eithe... more
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| Knock KnockWhos there !Bean !Bean who ?Bean working very hard today !... more
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| A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. "Ill have fish and chips twice," he orders. "Sure, I heard you th... more
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| A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldnt find one big enough for her family.She a... more
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