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| Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you.... more
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| What do you call two rows of cabbages ?A dual cabbageway !... more
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| At a dinner party, one of the guests, an obnoxiously loud young man, tried to make clever remarks about everyone and eve... more
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| Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!Mother... more
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| Fred: I thought there was a choice for lunch today. . Cook: There is. Fred: No, there isnt. Theres only cheese pie. Cook... more
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| Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.... more
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| What do you call an egg from outer space?An unidentified flying omelet!... more
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| Dont eat the cookies so fast theyll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !... more
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| A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.There was a big sign posted.... more
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| Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...... more
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