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| Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows, chocolate fudge cake...... more
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| Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.... more
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| I went to see my doctor to see if he could help me give up smoking. What did he say? He suggested that every time I felt... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| Whats the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit... more
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| 5. | Category: Food jokes |
| What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, Ill just have a slither.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| "May I take your order?" the waiter asked. "Yes, how do you prepare your chickens?" "Nothing special sir," he replied. "... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| What do cannibals eat for breakfast?Buttered host.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes |
| Several women were discussing what they should have for dinner. "If youre watching your weight," came one suggestion, "t... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| What are the four food groups?For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled.For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast.F... more
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