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| Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are we running so fast?" asked one. "Because," said the second, "it says tea... more
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| Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldnt be so clumsy!... more
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| What food are you able to can?Cannibal (can able) food.... more
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| How does a witch make scrambled eggs? She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.... more
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| Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta.... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What musical instrument goes with cheese? Picklelo.... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What cake wanted to rule the world? Attila the Bun.... more
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| 8. | Category: Food jokes  |
| What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.... more
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| Mom: Fred, there were two chocolate cakes in the larder yesterday, and now theres only one. Why? Fred: I dont know. It m... more
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| Whats the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.... more
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