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| First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips... more
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| WIFE: "You look tired, honey. How about a nice steak, mashed potatoes and an apple pie for dessert?"HUSBAND: "No thanks.... more
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| Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: Its a bit tough. Flo: Thats strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist thi... more
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| 4. | Category: Food jokes |
| What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner? Thank you, Ill just have a slither.... more
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| Fred! What did I say Id do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? Thats funny, Mom. I cant remember eithe... more
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| 6. | Category: Food jokes |
| In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend were arrested after a food fig... more
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| 7. | Category: Food jokes |
| A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant. First, he asked that the air conditioning be turned up because he w... more
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| Mummy! Mummy! Have you seen my Cabbage Patch Doll? Be quiet and finish your coleslaw!... more
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| 9. | Category: Food jokes |
| What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.... more
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| 10. | Category: Food jokes |
| My brothers on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.... more
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