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| What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !... more
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| Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper? He had his own frog-horn.... more
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| What happens if you eat a hot frog ? Youll croak in no time !... more
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| 4. | Category: Frog jokes |
| What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !... more
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| 5. | Category: Frog jokes |
| Why didnt the female frog lay eggs ? Because her husband spawned her affections !... more
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| 6. | Category: Frog jokes |
| What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ?Hop in !... more
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| 7. | Category: Frog jokes |
| Whats a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !... more
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| 8. | Category: Frog jokes |
| Q: How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming? A: SPLAT!!! He didnt.... more
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| Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !... more
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| Why doesnt Kermit the Frog like elephants ? They always want to play leap frog with him... more
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