Viewing Joke: Category: Ghost jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 20   Joke: One night, after closing time a barman is sitting at his bar minding his own buisiness, when a spectral hound floats in through the door. The barman, being an exceptionally cool kind of guy, asks "yeah, what do you want?". The phantom hound explains, in a haunting voice "Ive lost my tail...... and cannot rest until a kindly barman stitches it back-on". At this request the barman stands back astonished and says to the phantom dog..... "Sorry, but we dont re-tail spirits at this time of night".    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Ghost Jokes: 1.    Category: Ghost jokes   What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.... more 2.    Category: Ghost jokes   What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost? Spook when youre spooken to.... more 3.    Category: Ghost jokes   Why dont ghosts make good magicians. You can see right through their tricks.... more 4.    Category: Ghost jokes   A butler came running into his important masters office. "Sir, sir, theres a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with... more 5.    Category: Ghost jokes   What did the little ghost eat for lunch? A booloney sandwich!... more 6.    Category: Ghost jokes   Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.... more 7.    Category: Ghost jokes   A man was staying in a big old house and in the middle of the night he met a ghost. The ghost said, "I have been walking... more 8.    Category: Ghost jokes   What do ghosts like about riding horses? Ghoulloping.... more 9.    Category: Ghost jokes   Why did the ghost go to the funfair. He wanted to go on the rollerghoster.... more 10.    Category: Ghost jokes   What is a ghosts favorite Wild West town?Tombstone.... more