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| When do ghosts usually appear?Just before someone screams.... more
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| What did the mother ghost tell the kid ghost when he went out to play?"Dont get your sheets dirty!"... more
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| How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat? You use a spirit level.... more
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| Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? Thats when the ghosts do their spring screaming!... more
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| Woman in bed: Aaagh! Aaagh! A ghost just floated into my room!Ghost: Dont worry, maam, Im just passing through.... more
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| 6. | Category: Ghost jokes  |
| What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?Skelly-vision!... more
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| What do you call the ghost who is a child-rearing expert?Dr Spook.... more
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| What is a ghost boxer called? A phantomweight.... more
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| A butler came running into his important masters office. "Sir, sir, theres a ghost in the corridor. What shall I do with... more
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| Student l: "Did you know that ghosts are protected by the Constitution?" Student 2: "They are?" Student 1: "Sure. Its in... more
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