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| How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?Hold up your arm and say Go back, you didnt say May I?... more
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| Why did the Gorilla visit Italy?An advertisements headline enticed him - See Ape-les and die!... more
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| What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!... more
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| Who is the Gorillas favourite President of recent years?Hairy Truman!... more
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| Why do primates do so well in show biz?Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!... more
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| Why do the Gorillas like Jimmy Carter?They dont really know - but theyre NUTS about him!... more
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| Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?The bear hug!... more
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| What did the Gorilla call his first wife?His prime-mate!... more
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| What do you feed a 600 pound Gorilla?Anything it wants!... more
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| What happened when the Ape won the door prize?He didnt take it - he already had a door!... more
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