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| Why did the Gorilla enlist in the ragged continental army?To avoid the draft!... more
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| Which two names figure prominently in every Apes diet?Ben/Anna!... more
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| Whats black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.?A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!... more
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| Q. Why did the ape run around with a piece of raw meat on his head?A. He thought he was a gorilla. (griller)!... more
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| How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?Hold up your arm and say Go back, you didnt say May I?... more
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| Which author do the Gorillas love most?Joh Steinbeck - who wrote The Apes of Wrath!... more
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| How do you make a Gorilla float?Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!... more
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| Which song title makes an Ape heartsick?Gorilla My Dreams!... more
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| What did George Washington have to do with Gorillas?As little as possible, dummy!... more
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| When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?Nearby - the Ape-l... more
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