Viewing Joke: Category: Halloween jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 16   Joke: A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he replied, "Im an unmade bed." Another boy wore a sheet over his head. "Are you an unmade bed?" asked his friends. "No, Im an undercover agent," he replied.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Halloween Jokes: 1.    Category: Halloween jokes   What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.... more 2.    Category: Halloween jokes   Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.... more 3.    Category: Halloween jokes   Who turns the lights off at halloween ?The lights witch !... more 4.    Category: Halloween jokes   Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.... more 5.    Category: Halloween jokes   What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !... more 6.    Category: Halloween jokes   What kind of protozoa likes Halloween?An amoeboo!... more 7.    Category: Halloween jokes   What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!... more 8.    Category: Halloween jokes   What is a childss favourite type of Halloween candy? Lots a candy.... more 9.    Category: Halloween jokes   At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get sna... more 10.    Category: Halloween jokes   Why were the trick-or-treaters wearing grass skirts? Because it was Hulaween!... more