Viewing Joke: Category: Halloween jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 11   Joke: One Halloween this woman opens her door to find the most adorable little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest blue eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. The woman said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?"The little girl looks up at the woman and says "Twick or Tweat!" The woman thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her husband to come to the door. The woman say to the child, "Go ahead honey say it just one more time." Once again the little Angel looks up and says, "Twick or Tweat!" The husband agrees with his wife, this little Angel is just the cutest thing. The woman picks an apple from the Treat Bowl, shines it up with her apron, and drops it into the little girls Treat Bag.The little Angel looks in her bag then looks up at the woman and says, "Thanks a lot lady, you just broke my f**king cookies!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Halloween Jokes: 1.    Category: Halloween jokes   What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"... more 2.    Category: Halloween jokes   Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"... more 3.    Category: Halloween jokes   Q: Whats Osama Bin Laden going to be for Halloween? A: Dead.... more 4.    Category: Halloween jokes   Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?It was for tick or tweet !... more 5.    Category: Halloween jokes   What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!... more 6.    Category: Halloween jokes   Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because theres lots of school spirit!... more 7.    Category: Halloween jokes   What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.... more 8.    Category: Halloween jokes   What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.... more 9.    Category: Halloween jokes   A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.Are you here as a ghost ? asked his friendsNo, Im an undercov... more 10.    Category: Halloween jokes   Why arent burgers the least bit scared of Halloween?Theyre used to people goblin them!... more