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| Doctor, doctor, Im so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.... more
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| What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.... more
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| What did the really ugly man do for a living? He posed for Halloween masks.... more
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| How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!... more
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| A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.Are you here as a ghost ? asked his friendsNo, Im an undercov... more
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| What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party? No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.... more
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| Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.... more
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| Why did the wizard wear a yellow robe to the Halloween party?He was going as a banana.... more
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| What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !... more
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| What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.... more
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