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| At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get sna... more
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| A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head.Are you here as a ghost ? asked his friendsNo, Im an undercov... more
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| Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties? Because theres lots of school spirit!... more
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| What do stupid kids do at Halloween ?They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins !... more
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| Doctor, doctor, Im so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.... more
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| What do you call a bug that bothers dogs on Halloween? A trick-or-fleat!... more
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| How do zombies celebrate Halloween? They paint the town dead!... more
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| Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ?It was for tick or tweet !... more
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| What do witches eat at Halloween ?Spooketti, halloweenies, devils food cake and booberry pie !... more
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| Where do ghoulies go to on the day before Halloween party? To the boo-ty parlour.... more
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