Viewing Joke: Category: Halloween jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 21   Joke: At 5 P.M. one Halloween afternoon, my dental hygienist realized that she wouldnt make it to the store in time to get snacks for trick-or-treaters. So she took home some free samples from the office supply cabinet. That night she handed out dozens of toothbrushes, toothpaste, and dental floss. The next year, although she had bags of chips and popcorn, not one child came knocking at her door.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Halloween Jokes: 1.    Category: Halloween jokes   What do birds say on Halloween? "Trick-or-tweet!"... more 2.    Category: Halloween jokes   What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Independence Day? The Fourth of Ghoul-ly!... more 3.    Category: Halloween jokes   A boy went to a Halloween party with a sheet over his head. "Are you here as a ghost?" asked his friends. "No," he repli... more 4.    Category: Halloween jokes   Who turns the lights off at halloween ?The lights witch !... more 5.    Category: Halloween jokes   Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween? Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.... more 6.    Category: Halloween jokes   A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Hallowee... more 7.    Category: Halloween jokes   What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party ?No one moved. They couldnt stir without her.... more 8.    Category: Halloween jokes   Doctor, doctor, Im so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.... more 9.    Category: Halloween jokes   What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.... more 10.    Category: Halloween jokes   Girl 1: "Can I invite a few friends to your Halloween party?"Girl 2: "Sure. The more, the scarier!"... more