| 1. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Customer: Why is my hairline receding?Barber: Its not. Your scalp is advancing.... more
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| 2. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Customer: Couldnt you see I was going bald?Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.... more
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| 3. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.... more
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| 4. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor.... more
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| 5. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!... more
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| 6. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| I had a dream you were a tire last night. I woke up and you were bald.... more
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| 7. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Barber: And how old are you, little man? Fred: Eight. Barber: And do you want a haircut? Fred: Well, I certainly didnt c... more
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| 8. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| The Sunday School teacher asked if any of the childrens parents had quoted from the Bible in the past week. Little Timmy... more
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| 9. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| Customer: Why doesnt my hairline look good?Barber: Its on the same old head.... more
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| 10. | Category: Hair and bald jokes  |
| What do you call a policeman with blonde hair ?A fair cop !... more
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