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| If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? - The dog.... more
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| An English professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to... more
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| 3. | Category: Women jokes  |
| QUESTION: Whats the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.... more
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| 4. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.... more
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| 5. | Category: Women jokes  |
| A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, Ill do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he... more
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| 6. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.... more
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| 7. | Category: Women jokes  |
| OUESTION: What is cosmetics? ANSWER: Cosmetics is a womans means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.... more
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| 8. | Category: Women jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a woman who marries an old, ugly and poor man?A: Stupid!... more
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| 9. | Category: Women jokes  |
| My wife asked me "Whats on the TV?" - I said, "Dust!"... more
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| 10. | Category: Women jokes  |
| QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.... more
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