Viewing Joke: Category: Heaven and hell jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 12   Joke: Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He called the devil over and said "Look, Satan, you have to rebuild this fence." Satan agreed. The next day God noticed that the devil had completely rebuilt the fence...but it was 2 feet further into heaven than before. "Satan!" beckoned God. "You have to take that fence down and put it back where it belongs!" "Yeah? What if I dont?" replied the devil."Ill sue you if I have to," answered God."Sure," laughed Satan. "Where are you going to find a lawyer?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Heaven And Hell Jokes: 1.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.... more 2.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter h... more 3.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with t... more 4.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religo... more 5.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarke... more 6.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On... more 7.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entran... more 8.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask... more 9.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the... more 10.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.... more