Viewing Joke: Category: Heaven and hell jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 11   Joke: Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, "What was the name of the ship that crashed into the iceberg? They just made a movie about it." The teacher answered quickly, "That would be the Titanic." St. Peter let him through the gate. St. Peter turned to the garbage man and, figuring Heaven didnt *really* need all the odors that this guy would bring with him, decided to make the question a little harder: "How many people died on the ship?" Fortunately for him, the trash man had just seen the movie. "1,228," he answered. "Thats right! You may enter." St. Peter turned to the lawyer. "Name them."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Heaven And Hell Jokes: 1.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wan... more 2.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   St Peter is standing at heavens gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?""I w... more 3.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.... more 4.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground... more 5.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of... more 6.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The lovers are Italian,The bankers are... more 7.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first,... more 8.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with t... more 9.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more 10.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On... more