Viewing Joke: Category: Heaven and hell jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 16   Joke: One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God,there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?".God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, theyre gone, theyre gone!""Who, the New Yorkers?"."No, the Pearly Gates."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Heaven And Hell Jokes: 1.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with t... more 2.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wan... more 3.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their presen... more 4.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A man dies and goes to Heaven. He gets to meet GOD and asks GOD if he can ask him a few questions."Sure," GOD says, "Go... more 5.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.... more 6.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !... more 7.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of acc... more 8.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more 9.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarke... more 10.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the... more