Viewing Joke: Category: Heaven and hell jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 10   Joke: A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"The man says, "Methodist."St. Peter looks down his list, and says, "Go to room 24, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."Another man arrives at the gates of heaven. "Religion?""Baptist.""Go to room 18, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."A third man arrives at the gates. "Religion?""Jewish." "Go to room 11, but be very quiet as you pass room 8."The man says, "I can understand there being different rooms for different religions, but why must I be quiet when I pass room 8?"St. Peter tells him, "Well the Jehovahs Witnesses are in room 8, and they think theyre the only ones here.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Heaven And Hell Jokes: 1.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their presen... more 2.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."... more 3.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of acc... more 4.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Youre going to spend eter... more 5.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground... more 6.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more 7.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A Director arrives below and is met by Satan who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a gigantic movie studio with t... more 8.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter h... more 9.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her... more 10.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men t... more