Viewing Joke: Category: Heaven and hell jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 14   Joke: A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever committed a sin you truly regret? Yes, the professor ansvered. When I was a young candidate at the hospital of Saint Lucas, we played soccer against at team from the Community Hospital, and I scored a goal, which was off-side. But the referee did not se it so, and the goal won us the match. I regret that now. Well, said the gatekeeper. That is a very minor sin. You may enter. Thank you very much, Saint Peter, the professor ansvered. Im am not Saint Peter, said the gatekeeper. He is having his lunchbreak. I am Saint Lucas.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Heaven And Hell Jokes: 1.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pa... more 2.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, whats it gonna be Heaven or... more 3.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground... more 4.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter h... more 5.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died. They all n... more 6.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her... more 7.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of... more 8.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entran... more 9.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more 10.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of acc... more