Viewing Joke: Category: Heaven and hell jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 11   Joke: President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "Its me, Bill Clinton". "What bad things did you do on earth?" Clinton thought a bit and answered, "Well, I smoked marijuana, but you shouldnt hold that against me because I didnt inhale. And I lied, but I didnt commit perjury." After several moments of deliberation St. Peter replied, "OK, heres the deal. Well send you someplace where it is very hot, but we wont call it Hell. Youll be there for an indefinite period of time, but we wont call it eternity. And dont abandon all hope upon entering, just dont hold your breath waiting for it to freeze over."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Heaven And Hell Jokes: 1.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground... more 2.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first,... more 3.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.... more 4.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more 5.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.... more 6.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more 7.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they w... more 8.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the ter... more 9.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to heaven?A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.... more 10.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more