Viewing Joke: Category: Heaven and hell jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 13   Joke: It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael and Tim, passed over at the same time. Upon encountering the Pearly Gates, they were met by ST. Patrick himself, and he addressed the boys thusly: "Lads, Im here to welcome you to heaven where you will spend eternity. Just remember one thing, when you go through these gates, dont step on any of the ducks or youll be punished for eternity. Sean went in first and was amazed to see that the entire ladscape was encompassed by ducks, and try as he might, sure enough he stepped on one. He was immediately joined by one of the homliest colleens hes ever laid eyes on, and she said,"Well love, you stepped on a duck and now were together for all time."And of course the exact same thing happened to Michael only his companion was even the worse for wear. By this time Tim was absolutely terrified. And he gingerly managed to make it most of the way across the cou rt without stepping on a single duck. Suddenly, his arm was taken by a young lass. Tim looked over and beheld the most beautiful, graceful, blue-eyed woman hes ever seen in all his life. He gasped, "I dont understand it!" The young beauty answered, "Well Im sure I dont either, I was walking along minding my own business, when all of a sudden I stepped on a duck."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Heaven And Hell Jokes: 1.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask... more 2.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Youre going to spend eter... more 3.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground... more 4.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The lovers are Italian,The bankers are... more 5.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, whats it gonna be Heaven or... more 6.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more 7.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."... more 8.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "Its me, Bill Clinton". "W... more 9.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entran... more 10.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more