Viewing Joke: Category: Heaven and hell jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 9   Joke: So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Youre going to spend eternity with this combo, okay? Theres a bass player named Mingus and a pianist named Monk, and any day now we expect this Blakey guy to show up with his drums."Wow!" the guy says, "I never imagined heaven would be this good."The man in the robe says, "This is hell, not heaven. Theres a girl singer."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Heaven And Hell Jokes: 1.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, whats your name?Paul: My name is Paul.St. Pete... more 2.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On... more 3.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them How do you like... more 4.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask... more 5.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.St. Peter greets them at the pea... more 6.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, whats it gonna be Heaven or... more 7.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   St. Peter and Satan were having an argument one day about baseball. Satan proposed a game to be played on neutral ground... more 8.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he as... more 9.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "Im sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions arent ready ye... more 10.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more