Viewing Joke: Category: Heaven and hell jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 12   Joke: St Peter is standing at heavens gate when a man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?""I was a policeman," he responded."What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked."I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids.""Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates."A few moments later a second man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?""I was a policeman," he responded."What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked."I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers.""Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise."A few moments later a third man walks up."Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?""I was a policeman," he responded."What kind of policeman?" St Peter asked."I was a Military Policeman, Sir.""Excellent my son, I have to leave for a bit, watch the gate will you?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Heaven And Hell Jokes: 1.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first,... more 2.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of acc... more 3.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you cant get toheaven?Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker youll get th... more 4.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. Come with m... more 5.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three guys found themselves in Hell: we will call them Carl, Bob, and Brett, they were a little confused at their presen... more 6.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, whats your name?Paul: My name is Paul.St. Pete... more 7.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of... more 8.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them tha... more 9.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pa... more 10.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !... more