Viewing Joke: Category: Heaven and hell jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 15   Joke: A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them. Come with me, said St. Peter to the taxi driver. The taxi driver did as he was told and followed St. Peter to a mansion. It had anything you could imagine from a bowling alley to an olympic size pool. Wow, thank you, said the taxi driver. Next, St. Peter led the priest to a rugged old shack with a bunk bed and a little old television set. Wait, I think you are a little mixed up, said the priest. Shouldnt I be the one who gets the mansion? After all I was a priest, went to church every day, and preached Gods word. Yes, thats true. But during your sermons people slept. When the taxi driver drove, everyone prayed.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Heaven And Hell Jokes: 1.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"The man says, "Methodist."St. Peter looks down his list... more 2.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, whats your name?Paul: My name is Paul.St. Pete... more 3.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more 4.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pa... more 5.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask... more 6.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !... more 7.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, whats it gonna be Heaven or... more 8.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.... more 9.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first,... more 10.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarke... more