Viewing Joke: Category: Heaven and hell jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 12   Joke: A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religous man replies, " no I have faith in God, he will grant me a miracle."Later the water is up to his waist and another boat comes by and the guy tells him to get in again. He responds that he has faith in god and god will give him a miracle. With the water at about chest high, another boat comes to rescue him, but he turns down the offer again cause "God will grant him a miracle."With the water at chin high, a helicopter throws down a ladder and they tell him to get in, mumbling with the water in his mouth, he again turns down the request for help for the faith of God. He arrives at the gates of heaven with broken faith and says to Peter, I thought God would grand me a miracle and I have been let down." St. Peter chuckles and responds, "I dont know what youre c omplaining about, we sent you three boats and a helicopter."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Heaven And Hell Jokes: 1.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   So this trumpet player dies. When he reaches is everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Youre going to spend eter... more 2.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them How do you like... more 3.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarke... more 4.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Why did the angel lose her job? She had harp failure.... more 5.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask... more 6.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   How do angels greet each other? They say, Halo.... more 7.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men t... more 8.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A famous professor of surgery died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate he was asked by the gatekeeper: Have you ever... more 9.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of... more 10.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together.St. Peter greets them at the pea... more