Viewing Joke: Category: Heaven and hell jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 13   Joke: An accountant dies and goes to Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual questionnaire. "What sort of accountant are you?" says St Peter"Public Practitioner," is the reply."Name?"He gives his name. St Peter goes through some files and pulls one out."Oh, yes. Weve been expecting you. Youve reached your allotted span," says St Peter."How can that be?" says the accountant. "Im too young to go. Im only forty-eight""No, thats impossible. ""Why do you say that?""Well weve been looking at your time sheets and the hours youve charged your clients. By our reckoning youre at least ninety three."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Heaven And Hell Jokes: 1.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why do you deserve to pa... more 2.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died. Her... more 3.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. W... more 4.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter.St. Peter: Hi, whats your name?Paul: My name is Paul.St. Pete... more 5.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of... more 6.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Three college football coaches were flying across the country when their airplane crashed and all three died. They all n... more 7.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   In Heaven:The cooks are French,The policemen are English,The mechanics are German,The lovers are Italian,The bankers are... more 8.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wan... more 9.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."... more 10.    Category: Heaven and hell jokes   Morty the producer dies and goes to purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, whats it gonna be Heaven or... more