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| President Clinton died and knocked at the Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter. "Its me, Bill Clinton". "W... more
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| Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask... more
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| A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entran... more
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| A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, "Religion?"The man says, "Methodist."St. Peter looks down his list... more
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| Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "Im sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions arent ready ye... more
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| An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival. "How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied, "Flu..."... more
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| What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !... more
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| This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of... more
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| Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he as... more
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| A religious man is on top of a roof during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get in, get in!" The religo... more
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